Random lines to make you smile

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
A picture is worth a thousand words but uses up three thousand times the memory.
The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.....